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This is where you buy things. So many things! It’s just like Christmas except that you get to be Santa, and there’s no elves, and there’s no good reason for any of this except you’re a bit drunk and there’s a good festival/holiday coming up soon. Or you just like clothes. Who doesn’t? Santa, that’s who. He looks like a tomato with white mold and he knows it.

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